Song Parodies -> The Greatest Drug Of All
"The Greatest Love Of All" Based on the performance by Whitney Houston
"The Greatest Drug Of All" Parody by Daunte Lapree Carter
A parody on the down-low.
I believe the pot heads are our future.
Greet them well and let them lead the way.
Showing all the filthy they possess inside.
They're in a state of mind -- to be a swin-dl-er.
Let the pot head's laughter,
Remind us how we choose to be.

Everybody's searching for tobacco.
People need a drug to get them through.
I never found anyone who would sell my weed.
A Mary Warner's where I'll be.
So you can swing by and smoke with me.

I decided long ago,
Never turn down "zacatecas purple."
If I'm jailed for smoking weed,
At least I live as I believe.
No matter what they take from me.
They can't take my stupidity.

Because the greatest drug of all,
It's got the best of me.
I found the greatest drug of all.
It's "Sweet Lucy."

The greatest drug of all. I love that TEXAS TEA.
Yearning to drug yourself with the greatest drug of all.

I believe the pot heads are our future.
Greet them well and let them lead the way.
Showing all the filthy they possess inside.
They're in a state of mind -- to be a swin-dl-er.
Let the pot head's laughter,
Remind us how we choose to be.

I decided long ago,
Never turn down that "Rasta Rasta."
If I'm in the penitentiary,
At least I live as I believe.
No matter what they take from me.
They can't take my stupidity.

Because the greatest drug of all,
I know is Ganja Green.
I found the greatest drug of all.
It's Sweet Lucy.

The greatest drug of all. I love that Texas Tea.
Yearning to drug yourself with the greatest drug of all.

And if I spread a little lace,

Before I hit that bud, leads me to a lonely place.

Find your strength in drugs.
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Andrew Woodard - March 05, 2011 - Report this comment
Niiiiiice!!! I think Bobby Brown actually lived by this philosophy. You lit this one straight up, bro
mike - January 25, 2022 - Report this comment
yes
MIKE - March 11, 2023 - Report this comment
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