Song Parodies -> Anal is Harmless
"Angel of Harlem" Based on the performance by U2
"Anal is Harmless" Parody by Andrew Woodard
So cold and wet my member lay
My girlfriend's gone, she ran away.
She made an awful screeching sound
First time I tried to fool around
With anal.

K.Y. made me slippery,
And now that booty belongs to me,

Hole love
This time just go real slow.
So far,
Anal is harmless.

Turd stain, I sniffed, it reeked.
My dick smells like a used latrine.
I got foreskin and it's up between,
All day I'll be washing clean from anal.

Gay man gave me word to wise,
It's sleeker when you're circumcised.

Hole love
This foreskin's got to go...
So far,
Anal is harmless.

Red light on the avenue,
God knows they'll sell to you.
Up the ass, the lady sings!
Jizz flowin' like a hot spring.

Excited, you make your way
Through the side streets and the alleyways
To a gigolo who likes it tight,
Filling up your booty with gobs of white.

Anal in the subway tube?
Salivation is your lube.
You never thought you'd like...anal.
Anal is harmless.
hehe, you said "bottom comments." this whole song is about bottoms.
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Lon - December 13, 2012 - Report this comment
It most definitely is......unless you have HIV!!

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