Song Parodies -> 1-900-JENNY
"867-5309" Based on the performance by Tommy Tutone
"1-900-JENNY" Parody by Matthias
Hey!

Jenny, Jenny
Blue? I can phone you
You are the someone that I can go talk to
I know you think I'm like the perverts before
Who saw your Pic and digits in Hustler

Jenny, I got your number
I got to feel fine
Jenny, I'll call your number

One nine oh oh, J E N NY
One nine oh oh, J E N NY
One nine oh oh, J E N NY
One nine oh oh, J E N NY

Jenny, Jenny
I'll whore you girl, phoning
I don't know thee, but thy voice is so lusty
I tried to call you before
But no credit card
You're voice is a sensation
And I'm getting hard

Jenny, I'll call your number
Jen you could grab my cock
Jenny, I'll be your farmer

One nine oh oh, J E N NY
One nine oh oh, J E N NY
One nine oh oh, J E N NY
One nine oh oh, J E N NY

I called it (I called it) I called it
I called that number for a buck
I called it (I called it) I called it
For a good time, for a great phone fuck

(Plugging number into phone,
Music in the background)
"Hey big boy
It's Jenny
I see you're all alone in that house of yours feeling lonely
So reach down pull it out and shove it in
No silly, not that
I meant your credit card number
For $5.75 a minute I'll show you a good time"
(Plugging numbers into phone)
(Ringing)

Jenny, don't change that number
I need to fuck tonight
Jenny, I'll bang your number

One nine oh oh, J E N NY
One nine oh oh, J E N NY
One nine oh oh, J E N NY
One nine oh oh, J E N NY

Jenny, Jenny
Screw, I can call you
(One nine oh oh, J E N NY)
For $5.75 I can always sleep with you
(One nine oh oh, J E N NY)

One nine oh oh, J E N NY
One nine oh oh, J E N NY
One nine oh oh, J E N NY
One nine oh oh, J E N NY
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