Song Parodies -> You're Too Hairy
"Voices Carry" Based on the performance by Till Tuesday
"You're Too Hairy" Parody by Parody Princess This song is for my boyfriend, who is quite the bear..
In the dark, she doesn't seem to mind
until it's my chest hairs that her fingers find When I take my shirt off she gasps Then runs away When I tell her “let's lose these clothes,” What does she say? Oh gross, shave it all now, you're too hairy Oh yuck, grab the clippers, you're too hairy It's gross! I try so hard not to get upset When she compares me to shag carpet Oh, she tells me hair is something to hide And something to shave So I try so hard to shave my outsides So I will be, bare Oh gross, shave it all now, you're too hairy Oh yuck, grab the clippers, you're too hairy Come on, it's time to wax now, you're too hairy It's gross! She wants me But only if I get trimmed She wants me If I will shave my backside Oh gross, it's got to go now, you're too hairy Time for, the epilady, you're too hairy You look, like a bear now, you're too hairy Come on, I've got to wax you, you're too hairy Oh come on, darling, you'll look like Michael Phelps Oh no, you're too hairy She says, “It's gross!” She says, “It's gross!” Oh God can't you, shave it all! You're too hairy Oh yuck, you're too hairY Your Vote Counts
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Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason. Great stuff, PP! I had a similar idea for a too hairy woman that would be called "Beaver's Scary"
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DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE - February 02, 2024 - Report this comment
GR8 STUFF I HAD @ SMILIURE EYEDEEA 4 @ 2 HARRY WOMAN WOMAN THAT WOULD BE CALLED BEAVERS SCARY
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