I Have A Dick, Sure, It Chooses Porn
an Image Of Two "men" Fucking Gets Me Halfly A-lusting It All
look At Real Life Now, Brown On A Schlong
disgusting, We Psyche And Delight For The Thing
that Makes Pies No One Wants

oh Oh, Gross Me Out, Won't Hoard Mike's Arse
bathe, At Least, Then Lust May Not Disgust My Heart

your Gay Life's Obscener, You Screw Like You're Blind
oh, You're Hung, Yearning For Hunks Who Are Sure Of Their Beings And Lives
so Perhaps Being Queer's Real...ly Loathing Your Place
cuz You Don't Seem To Know Males, Your Eyes Have To See
and With Dudes, They're Agape

oh Oh, Oh Oh, Gross Me Out - Don't Hoard My Arse
take A Hint - Self-love's Ignored, "men" Fucking Boys
oh, Gross Me Out - Don't Hoard My Arse
take A Hint - Self-love's Ignored, "men" Fucking Boys

your Asshole's Wide, Some Poop Fell From It, Oy Vey
i Know It's So Loose And It's Been Fucked Much, Nothing's Holding In-place
so I Think You Are Loser - Think Your "pride" Is At-fault
cuz When Demanding Acceptance Of Life Lived For Lust,
you're A Sad Little Whore

oh Oh, Gross Me Out (gross, That Stinky Slimy Arse)
don't Hoard Mike's Arse (oh, Fags So Admire Arse)
bathe, At Least, (ooh, Make It Clean)
then Lust May Not Disgust My Heart