Song Parodies -> Farting In Your Sleep
"Talking In Your Sleep" Based on the performance by The Romantics
"Farting In Your Sleep" Parody by Parody Princess
When it's time for bed
And we go to sleep
I wish you hadn't eaten
all that lunch meat
I can hear your guts
Grumbling all around
And I know that later on
You're gonna blast one out

I told you skip the broccoli
Was cabbage necessary?
You told me not to worry
But I know that I'm right
'Cause it happens every night

I feel a breeze beneath the sheet
‘cause you're farting in your sleep
I hope to God it doesn't reek
‘cause you're farting in your sleep

When we go to lunch and you order beans
I know that later on ther'll be an SBD
And though you think you can keep it inside
You'll have a butt explosion
That you just can't hide

You had to eat zucchini
Those devilled eggs are deadly
You told me not to worry
But I know that I'm right
'Cause I hear it every night

I fear the veggies that you eat
Are gonna make you cut the cheese
I pray, ther'll be no SBD
When you're farting in your sleep
I feel a breeze beneath the sheets
‘Cause you're farting in your sleep
I hope to God it doesn't stink
When you're farting in your sleep

Now I'm begging you
take some Beano please!
‘Cause one more night of this and I am gonna freak

You had to have the saurkraut
I warned you ‘bout the brussel sprouts
You said it would be alright
If you rip one tonight
Then we're gonna have a fight

I feel a breeze beneath the sheets
‘cause you're farting in your sleep
I think your sphincter has a leak
‘Cause you're farting in your sleep
I know the broccoli that you eat
Gonna make you cut the cheese
I hope to God it doesn't reek
‘Cause you're farting in your sleep
I pray, ther'll be no SBD
When you're farting in your sleep
I hear the flapping of your cheeks
When you're farting in your sleep
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Lon - September 07, 2010 - Report this comment
SO graphically hillarious! What a way you have with fart songs. And (true story), I was once half asleep soon after having sex with this chick, when I then heard myself let one out (I wonder if SHE heard it, too--or smelled it?)
MICHAEL - September 26, 2021 - Report this comment
YES
mike - December 30, 2022 - Report this comment
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1111111111111111111111111111111111111 - June 10, 2023 - Report this comment
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111111111111111111111111111111111111 - September 04, 2023 - Report this comment
ME, TOM, AND CRAIG, WILL HAVE A FIRE GEAR RACEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
MIKE - September 04, 2023 - Report this comment
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