Song Parodies -> Hazy Shade Of Mister
"Hazy Shade Of Winter" Based on the performance by The Bangles
"Hazy Shade Of Mister" Parody by Jagged Little Dyl
i was getting my puppies food out of their fridge. "looking down," it just came to me. "weiner's brown," it just came to me. this is a bangles song, damn it. 700+ parodies at www.songparody.org
time, time, time - see what's become of me...

pride, pride, pride - queens have no self-esteem
when guys look around at all masculinity
why aren't they all they need?

looking down, wiener's brown, knows no pride - he's a hazy shade of mister

see them sal'vating for the man
outcast from bigger guys, they're proud to feed on better guys
they must be half-man - and real incomplete, aw yeah

looking down, wiener's brown, knows no pride - he's a hazy shade of mister

shame on all the broken men
happily, he clings and prai...ses mister boner cuz he ain't in-touch with men
answers are given with sex

look around as your mind's feeling psyched, there is no gene dictating life

feeling strange cuz identity seems awry to my packaged meat
oh, brute strongmen make me complete

looking down, wiener's brown - i've no pride, i'm a hazy shade of mister
wood is brown, heals my doubt - there's a masc'line soul feeling down
could be loud, could be proud, but my masc'line soul drowns it out
just another one of over 700 parodies at my website of (homo)sexual assault that is www.jaggedlittledyl.com
Your Vote Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for website. They appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote
 Little   Lots
Meets the pacing
of the original: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 



In order for your vote to count, you need to hit this button.
 
Voting Results
Pacing: 1.0
 
How Funny: 1.0
 
Overall Rating: 1.0
 

Total Votes: 1
Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

 Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   1
 
 1
 
 1
 
 
 2   0
 
 0
 
 0
 
 
 3   0
 
 0
 
 0
 
 
 4   0
 
 0
 
 0
 
 
 5   0
 
 0
 
 0
 
 

Parody author did not authorize comments for this parody.