Song Parodies -> If The Womb Was A Cock
"If She Knew What She Wants" Based on the performance by The Bangles
"If The Womb Was A Cock" Parody by Jagged Little Dyl Compensations Of Strongwoman - gender-based military requirements, gender-based college sports teams, gender-based poker nights, gender-based fitness centers, gender-based spelling bees. oh, no spelling bees, how dare i suggest that women can't spell as well as men can? har har. just another of the nearly 700 parodies of sexual assault at www.jaggedlittledyl.com
if the womb was a cock, she'd be stickin' it to him
if the womb could achieve, she'd be giving the bruise when the womb is on top, the hung man still screws her so the womb is no cock, it's submitting for dude's firm willie to shoot sperm how she wants mens' esteem (she can pretend that she's no jealous fiend) but there's nothing she's got (she's no 'stosterone for clout) she craves the strongman's girth (of her shoulders, nothing's looking broad) if the womb was a cock, she'd be stickin' it to him, livin' to screw him i'd say her values are corrupted, cuz she so wants a change and one day she's satisfied, and the next she spites mens' lives and she cusses being a dame if the womb was a cock, she'd be stickin' it to him if the womb didn't bleed, where's the hint to produce? when the womb is on top, she's the man cuz truth hurts if the womb was a cock, would free milk spill from boobs or is it the dude's turn? some have a child then turn sharp from the life that their god names good and right breastfeed no one, her glands will never leak an ounce for child she'll nurture child when pigs could fly no men bringin' diamonds, she is really hateful and she spites guys' lives she wants so many compensations to vow equalness don't shove her or blunder her pride if the womb was a cock, she'd be stickin' it to him if the womb could achieve, she'd be givin' the bruise when the womb is on top, she's the man cuz truth hurts if the boobs were on pop, he'd be giving his new birth sips when his boobs squirt how she wants strength of he (she can pretend that she's no jealous fiend) but she just is a mom (she's no 'stosterone for clout) she craves the strongman's girth (of her shoulders, nothing's looking broad) if the womb was a cock, she'd be stickin' it to him, livin' to screw him she'd be livin' to screw him, she'd be givin' the bruise, she's the man cuz truth hurts woooooombs wish they had dudes' big arms just another one of the nearly 700 parodies of sexual assault at www.jaggedlittledyl.com
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