I have brains and college too, but this E-cup's
all that they view, when will guys quit,
Starin' at my tits?

Pretending to be sincere, hey man,
my eyes are up way up here, it's just the pits,
Starin' at my tits.

I can quote them Freud and Aristotle
Drooling jerks, their throats I want to throttle (Can you be ruder?)

Are you that stupid to think I'm turned on
by you gawking at my naughty bits?
Starin' at my tits.

I am not some two-bit whore for your lewd eyes to explore
Just because I'm sorely blessed with an enormous, freakish chest
Go sniff the Sears undies section to blow your tiny erection
To this girl you're dirt, you pathetic pervert

Take your roving eyes elsewhere, you won't get your
hands on this pair, you're a nitwit,
Starin' at my tits.
Starin' at my tits.
Starin' at my tits.
Starin' at my tits.