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"Object Of My Desire" Based on the performance by Starpoint
"Object Of My Satire" Parody by Jagged Little Dyl

widening shoulders are to increasing strength as widening hips are to childbirth. anything a (78 year-old) man can do. how does "strong enough for a woman" relate to retard buses like the womens' division of the coney island hot dog eating competition? or curves: fitness for women? or parking spaces for women who are burdened by a whopping 5 pounds? how about "ladies only" poker nights and the military's similar acts of compensation to make females feel equal to men? have you seen the size of the weights at curves fitness?! i laugh and bring you my website of sexual assault, www.jaggedlittledyl.com

you can't be shamed, i won't fall for your
damn vanity, you say you're strong
your body shivers and barely can climb up a tree
ladies need to justify their own male-worth so they spin their might
let me bare their slight sense of self-esteem

turned on by rosie's "strong arm"
as desire to scorn will form
she's strong, it's seem...ing a tongue-in-cheek

you're the object of my satire
ladies, you psyche my smile
object of my satire
hey, you really earn my scorn

testost'rone's the need for bi-
ceps, but exclu...sive to the guys
spiteful words explode from the wannabees
oh, waaa waaa waaa
her inner-health and self-pride is scarce
she'll diss life's winners cuz she isn't there
too much to ask steven to come carry things

turned on by rosie's "strong arm"
as desire to scorn will form
she's strong, it's seem...ing a tongue-in-cheek

cuz you're the object of my satire
ladies, you psyche my smile
object of my satire
hey, you really earn my scorn

just another one of the nearly 700 parodies of sexual assault at www.jaggedlittledyl.com

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