Song Parodies -> Mating Like A Coward
"Fading Like A Flower" Based on the performance by Roxette
"Mating Like A Coward" Parody by Jagged Little Dyl
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In My Mind, I Will Run To Men Unclothed
i'll Run A Long, Long Way To Bone
dudes My Boy-heart Will Praise As Roles

i Will Fly, I Just Need A Little Time
to Get My Place Right Out Of A Child's
to See The World Through Different Eyes

every Time I See Dudes, Though We Cry To Pride For "gay,"
the Void In Me Will Beam And Prance And Hope
every Time I Freak Dudes, Though Happy, I'm Mating Like A Coward

tell Me Why I Do Feel Like Half A Guy
why I Freak Out For Firm Male Behinds
and The Dream Of Masculine Style

every Time I See Dudes, Though We Cry To Pride For "gay,"
the Void In Me Will Beam And Prance And Hope
every Time I Freak Dudes, Though Happy, I'm Mating Like A Coward

mating For Asso - C'ation, Make Me Cloned, Beaten By Malestorms,
jocks Delude Myself, They Can Make Me Feel Brave
and I'm Unbold Without...
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