Whatfreaks - Song Parodies, addicted to me

"addicted to love" Based on the performance by robert palmer
"addicted to me" Parody by jagged little dyl

i'm addicted to me, there i said it. i think i probably learned "schlub" from the nanny. oh, and "shpeel". you should hear me yell, "miss fine!" this is just another song parody of over 700 at www.jaggedlittledyl.com

the lights stay on, i'm always home - i drive my car alone
my mom says i've gotta change, with other kids i must relate
i can't see a damn need to go out, weekendings
my dope's my life, no smoking weed, another hit is calling me

whoa, dudes like to think of me a loon or a schlub - oh, yeah
i'm closer to a dude who may be halfway in love
because i wanna have some day-trips with the dylan too much

i seem half-blind to what is real - a dunce to half, they diss my shpeel
my heart needs my inner-guy, another hit will make my life so fucking fine
i am amazed, oblivious to everything
if there's one adored dude through my life, it's yours tru(ly)

whoa, dudes like to think of me a loon or a schlub - oh, yeah
i'm closer to a dude who may be halfway in love
because i'm awfully a favorite of my inner-human (humun)

might as well face it, i'm addicted to me...

my lights stay on, i'm always home - i'm dyl and all alone
my mom says i need to find someone to kiss who's not canine

whoa, tonight i need a dog - no human to love, oh yeah
my boner's for the dudes, i'm gay and can't get out much
i know i'm gonna masturbate it, cuz i'm too busy to fuck

might as well face it, i'm addicted to me

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