welcome, little miss hyped, you're bound to heal your scars
even if you can't lift half his weight, our soap-box gives strong arms
his strength ain't allowed, cuz at curves we're all about
strongwoman moving pounds so comfort'bly without the man around, whoa-oh
lots of "strong women" feeling charmed, no dudes flexing their brawn

but it don't mean nothing, no words of gal-strength
no, it don't mean nothing, the games us victims play
no, it don't mean nothing, "strong woman" is hype
though it don't mean nothing, it's 'bout time that "strong" is compromised

the depressed girls smile as you walk in the door,
they say, "hi, come and curl, babe, budge his one-armed max with two of yours"
"we're not as tough or brute as him, although
it's so easy to self-love with all the california spin, you know"
"take a good look 'round town and your mind's controlled by our message of spite"

but it don't mean nothing, no words of gal-strength
no, it don't mean nothing, the games us victims play
no, it don't mean nothing, "strong woman" is hype
though it don't mean nothing, it's 'bout time that "strong" is compromised

hollywood can be so phony,
make dudes the wimps, girls the tough, bruising types
their army will never show you how far they mold our minds,
just to give power to the ladies' plight

the mammose, she says "dudes to weights, i'll introduce"
as if little kids and husbands both look awefully up to goons
cuz she wants to deem dudes as the meeker side of life
when you c'nnive to make a winner, there ain't nothing like gays' pride, oh no
got no heart of esteem, your charm is so much nothing but talk