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Song Parodies -> Save Me From Poo
after humping the bed, i thought about if humping a real person would make it better. i didn't think this until now, but sex is better when it's dry (no poop or body fluids).
i can't realize ass-pounding as "da bomb," it reeks so strong
it is no pride, the stuff that's gay - straight's just as wrong i don't care where my flow's unloaded from my tool i don't care, masturbating just saves me from poo "come on, get sucked," you say to me like jerking off is lame i want no lovers, oh this lust, it rubs me the wrong way oh, yeah...and my bo...ner don't care what i do it don't care, masturbating's the same ending too i don't care if your sex is like kutcher ashton's i don't care, cuz your rectum might be so brown all i want is to get my life together, all i want is to get no psyches from nude bods to be around dudes is vogue, i'm complete and better (thank dudes) i was dating, striving for sight just to understand his gender i don't care that my bo...ner don't care where it pukes i don't care and i'm hating the gays who have to i don't care where my flow's unloaded from my tool i don't care, masturbating just saves me from poo the same ending, too don't you hate the gays who have to mate to feel cool? another one of the parodies of (homo)sexual assault as www.jaggedlittledyl.com
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