Whatfreaks - Song Parodies, I'm So Excited

"I'm So Excited" Based on the performance by Pointer Sisters
"I'm So Excited" Parody by Jagged Little Dyl

i was watching a guy's (dare i say "man's") curiosity of the masculine gender, as it licked and sucked and felt another man's body with a sense of urgency and praise...and a look of wonder on his face. "i want to understand you," is what my mind heard him cry out. just another one of the 700 parodies of (homo)sexual assault at www.jaggedlittledyl.com

tonight's the night we're gonna make it happen
tonight we'll bring each other open eyes
give in to naive feelings toward our gender
we're going to get pleasure from these blinds

i want to under...stand you, wrap my head around you
i want to squeeze you, please you, i just can't get enough
and if your pooping-hole is good-to-go,

i'm so inside it, cuz i lust for guy-clit
i'm as much a dude as flo, we're completed by dick
i'm so excited just to think i might get
my mind blown and so damned o...verthrown by toned
and hot dude

we shouldn't even think self-doubt makes hard-ons
our sex don't need attraction justified
just have a good time, gay thing, don't be worried
that you think gay dating's about self-compromise

let's get excited, we lust for guy-clit
i'm as much a dude as flo, i'm completed by dick
i'm so excited just to think i might get
mind blown and so damned o...verthrown by toned
and hot dude

just another one of the 700 parodies of (homo)sexual assault at www.jaggedlittledyl.com

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