Song Parodies -> No Replies
"Seperate Lives" Based on the performance by Phil Collins & Marylin Martin
"No Replies" Parody by Jagged Little Dyl online chats. "you have no right," is what i think every time a senior citizen says hi. just another of the nearly 700 parodies of (homo)sexual assault at www.jaggedlittledyl.com
he called me 'hun' and swooned, that's all unswell
called for romance with young ones when he said, "i'm telling you how hottie i am, b'leive me i'm cool" and that i'd miss one lifetime chance to bone such a smooth good guy in motel room you have no right to chat me up, my queer you have no right to speak to me, old guy someday i might find myself looking through your eyes but for now, i'll go on giving no replies and i felt wrong to let you go cuz if i offed your self-esteem, well i've ever felt that low there is no gay who'd compromise so now i'm giving (giving) no replies "ooh, so typical, young ego," cries the aged man but you still are bald, i'm appalled and your wrinkled paws (tell-tale heart) and you feign your aura you have no right to chat me up, my queer you have no right to speak to me, old guy someday i might find myself looking through your eyes but for now, i'll go on giving no replies check out nearly 700 parodies at www.jaggedlittledyl.com
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