Song Parodies -> Opposites Attract
"Opposites Attract" Based on the performance by Paula Abdul
"Opposites Attract" Parody by Jagged Little Dyl
Well, The "forever Your Girl" Album Came Out In 1988, I Remember "opposites Attract" From Early 1990...i Read That The Song Came Out In November 1989. But Here's My Take On "opposites Attract," Just Another Of The Plethora Of Song Parodies At Www.jaggedlittledyl.com
Gay Things And Their Genders Never Agree -
dudes Don't Like Boobies, Manslights Like Same Things
q Is Uncheery 'round Their Own State-of-guy -
they're Slowly Bred, Girly, And So Charmed By Mens' Lives
amend Or Stay In Gay Ways Of The Sass -
feigned Guys Are Owing, Gay Babies Are Crass
they Think Denial Is Guys Who Aren't Bound
by Pleasure, Sex And Gender, I've It All Worked Out

i Lay - Dude Hangs Lower I'm Fake-dude, I Lack
i'm Such A Debtor, And Opposites Attract (can Q Grow?)
thick-made Dicks Send Lust, Mine's Average Jack
i'm Such A Debtor, And Opposites Attract (q Is Lost, Ah!)

seeing Their Brothers And Naked Men As Things To Discover -
queens Are Such Freaks, Naive To Their Sex
guys Are At Ease Round Men, Manslights Get Obsessed
real Guys Worth Something And Queens Are A Joke
slights See As 'bigoted' All Who Oppose
be'ngs Of Sloth And Of Lust And Fun
as Men Who Are Together Make Them Run And Buck, Gunned (down, Raped)

dude Hangs Lower, I'm Fake Dude, I Lack
i'm Such A Debtor, And Opposites Attract (can Q Grow?)
thick-made Dicks Send Lust, Mine's Average Jack
i'm Such A Debtor, And Opposites Attract

knocking Your Lives Is What Dyl's Of,
i'm Like The Poet Who Slights Your Fucks
'fun' Blinds Your Luck, 'fun' Blinds Your Pow'r,
and You Queens All Have One Common Lounge
when Be'ngs Feel Wrong, Gay Makes Corrections
to Keep Queens Thinking They're All Right Conditions
they're Trying To Fight It, No One's Selling Them Facts,
they're Clueless - Opposites Attract

gay Things, It Is Something How Your Lies Are Still Strong,
dudes Who Need Cute 'men' Singing The Song,
"i Don't Think We'll Ever Earn Maturity's Patch (duh),
don't Really Matter Cuz We're Having A Blast!"
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