Song Parodies -> Under Yo' Pants
"Buffalo Stance" Based on the performance by Neneh Cherry
"Under Yo' Pants" Parody by Jagged Little Dyl
sometimes i feel blessed to be in a naked man's presence. sometimes i want to suck his pubic presents. sometimes i feel stupid when i'm not man enough to fulfill my desire for a man in my life.
would you stop the fudge and packin' and sin with pussy?
ladies and gentlemen, i'd like to reproduce...but i can't
go on, mmn, nice wood - now ram in me, right now!
ooh, ooh, yes, be gay!

who who who who who's that big n' bold round-ass dream
he's the man, he could rock me, cuz i want his bo-oo-dy
get me off, young sir, put your brawny worm
in my boy-cunt, show me awesome lovin'
gays are praising voids, damn mascu-voids
live like girls sucking cock of their man-of-choice
bland's the man whose cock's fucking beef and brawn
cuz they mount that brawn like they're truly awed

fill my hole, young fucker, fill my hole
fill my hole, young fucker, fill my hole

who's lookin' good today?
who's lookin' good to every gay?
so hot for beef, you better come have sex with me

yo' muscle, man, can win my lust
yo' sweetness is an extra plus
i always fancy what's under yo' pants
i'd screw you, guy, any night you ask
i'll give you love, baby, top my ass
i'm half a dude, lovin' men is grand
but don't you question esteem!

what? what? that's funny! what?
give it to me, wedge it right in this
hole, oh-weeee!
check out me bein' gay

so you say you want me fuckin' butt, i know it's ever yucky
cuz there's poop up yours too, and so i hump the bed for lovin'
humping ass is not wild, bed is mo' my style
it's my world and my boner, and poop would make no smile
don't give me your side or vent gay-pride
i tried humping your way and i had to wash grime
and you're all to play with all the gays,
now you're looking to see if aids takes shape

who's feelin' good today?
who's feelin' good 'bout having aids
or a disease, you'd better stop undressing me

no lust for crabs, no kiss for some
diseases, i don't want your cum
i always fancy what's under yo' pants
i'd screw you, guy, any night you ask
i'd give you love, baby, top my ass
i'm half a dude, lovin' men is grand
but don't you undress nothing

feeling good, hanging with a young stud
feeling good when he's under yo' pants
feeling good when you want to butt-munch
feeling good's a state of mind

state of mind, don't look to find truth
state of lies, or no gay friends
state of pride, gays might be blind fools
pride parade, save my face!

love the queer do-rights, who are they fooling anyway?
no man who isn't depressed, no guy whose gender-role's male
hahahahahaha, i know that scene!

yo' muscle, man, can win my lust
yo' sweetness is an extra plus
i always fancy what's under yo' pants
i'd screw you, guy, any night you ask
i'll give you love, baby, top my ass
i'm half a dude, lovin' men is grand
i hope you'll depress my being!

yo' muscle, man, can win my lust
yo' sweetness is an extra plus
i always fancy what's under yo' pants
i'd screw you, guy, any night you ask
i'll give you love, baby, top my ass
i'm half a dude, lovin' men is grand
but don't you question esteem!

cum on my face, doubt my own being
water gave me life, i do not feel pride
and i hurt, diving down deep, deeper in real man's hole
another one of the almost 700 parodies of (homo)sexual assault that's at www.jaggedlittledyl.com
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