Song Parodies -> Billy Dean
"Billie Jean" Based on the performance by Michael Jackson
"Billy Dean" Parody by Andrew Woodard
It's Michael Jackson's 49th birthday today, August 29, 2007. Here is my present to him and his fans!
He said that his name was Billy Dean, at the Dairy Queen.
Ten years old, white, and so squeaky clean, I fell in love!
Knew that his ass - would fit my cock -just like a glove.
I said "I am the one - I'll be your friend, I'll be your Dad, we'll mess around."

I took him over to Neverland, had a time so grand.
It wasn't long till I had my hand down in his drawers.
God Damn, I love boy-whores!

People always told me, be careful what you do.
Don't go around making young boys hard.
Five-O came and got me, and took me straight downtown.
Had to answer all their questions, but I nailed 'em from the start; I said:

Billy Dean is not my lover.
He's just a boy I met on the playground one day.
It doesn't mean I'm gay.
He said I screwed his bum. But did you check for cum?

That fucker's mother tried to extort, had her day in court.
She made me settle for 20 mil; not a cheap thrill!
How will I pay - now for my nose - altering bill?
At least I'm not in jail. Cause Bubba loves to nail.

He said that his name was Billy Dean, at the Dairy Queen.
Ten years old, white, and so squeaky clean, I fell in love!
Knew that his ass - would fit my cock -just like a glove.

People always told me, be careful what you do.
Don't go around making young boys hard.
Five-O came and got me, and took me straight downtown.
Had to answer all their questions, but I nailed 'em from the start; I said:

Billy Dean is not my lover.
He's just a boy I met on the playground one day.
It doesn't mean I'm gay.

Billy Dean is not my lover.
He's just a boy I met on the playground one day.
It doesn't mean I'm gay.

He said I screwed his bum. But did you check for cum?
He said I screwed his bum. But did you check for cum?

Billy Dean is not my lover.
He's just a boy I met on the playground one day.
It doesn't mean I'm gay.
He said I screwed his bum. But did you check for cum?
Thanks for nothing, Wacko Jacko.
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Dark Ant - August 29, 2007 - Report this comment
Have to admit the topic is not really to my tastes and MJ parodies are overdone, but solid craftmanship here, Andrew. Can't objectively vote it though, sorry.
kevin - September 04, 2017 - Report this comment
Billy Dean? like, the country singer?

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