Song Parodies -> Boy [Man] is Mine
This parody was inspired by my feelings toward my exfiance's new gf (if he has one). I personally would not really start a fight, because i know what would happen to me and it ain't good at all.
Boy is Mine
[1st Verse (Clear)] Every night he walks right into my fantasies Since i met him from the Pof I'm so sad i lost the best one Who is special in my heart [Chorus] The boy is mine The goshdarn boy is mine I know he's mine Because the goshdarn boy is mine [2nd Verse (Clear's Exfiance's stupid slutty new gf)] I don't understand why you still love him Claiming that he's yours not mine Sending crazy emails and then chasing him away You're really just a waste of his sperm [Chorus] Because he's mine The goshdarn boy is mine Don't wait for him Because the goshdarn boy is mine [Bridge (His stupid slutty new gf)] I love him more than you (Take him anywhere) [Clear] But i love him wordlessly (Loving he and i shared) [Clear & His new gf] So stay away from him You slut [Clear] But we both cannot have him So it's 1 on 1 war or surrender him And one day you'll realize That he's my boy forever and for all of time [3rd Verse (His new gf)] I don't think you are even good enough 'Cause i really know of your crime [Clear] I know he'll lie to you and hide his feelings 'Cause he will find out you're a slut Chorus (Clear) The boy is mine The goshdarn boy is mine Don't try to fack with him Because the goshdarn boy is mine [Clear and His new gf] He's mine, He's mine No, No, No, mine, you psycho (sounds of catfight starting) The boy is mine, the boy is mine (screams and stuff breaking) The boy is mine, the boy is mine [His new gf] The boy is mine, (yep) he's mine (more sounds of screaming and stuff breaking) The boy is mine, (yep) he's mine [Clear] Don't waste my time Because the goshdarn boy is mine The boy is mine, the boy is mine [His new gf] Clear, just give up, he does not love you He says i am sexy and you're insane. I'm getting a court order, so you cannot interfer [Clear] I thought i made it clear that my doctors say i'm sane And i'm nicer and better in bed than you [His new gf] I've heard this bullsh** before, Clear He told me i'm his soulmate and you know he prefers blonds? [Clear] Well, after loving me, he wanted freedom, and he also likes brunettes [His new gf] Is that true? Is that why he left you? [Clear] Yes, he prefers to be alone and play his games. Dream on honey [His new gf] Thats bullsh**. You are lying. Next time you touch me, i'll call the cops and your a$$ will be beaten and r*ped in jail [Clear and His new gf] The boy is mine (mine, mine, mine) [Fade-Out/Repeat] Enjoy the catfight!
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