The Te-Te-Te-Texans say
Their cowboys love to swallow
Out on the plains
Too long since cocks have hallowed
Bulls and steers
Are all they have to follow
Date these studs
As long as you're a homo

They're Porn Stars now in our Rope Show
They're Porn Stars now in our Rope Show

There's lots of gritty
Sexy studs
That want to fuck your ass
Cause all these manly
Hunky studs
Will saddle up
And spend your cash

They're Porn Stars now in our Rope Show
They're Porn Stars now in our Rope Show

They'll fuck you
These hot Brokeback lovers
You'll get caught
Hogtied in the covers

They love dudes
But you must wear your rubbers
Cowboy hats
Worn by saddle sore brothers

The studs
(Lack lays)
These wild western fuckers
They love their whips
And whisky from Gay Saloons
The old frontier's staged for supermodels
They'll date just dicks
Whose bed their boots been under

There's loads of hunky, many studs
Who want to tie you down
Cause all these sexy, macho hunks
Whom they can ride
Have just their cows

They love dudes
They are gay horseback riders
If you're hot they'll be sex
Providers

They're all nude
Big ol' dongs are uncovered
They'll tie knots
With their cocks like no other

There's loads of gritty, rugged hunks
Who are sick of pony rides
Cause all their strong and hardy trunks
Can take a load
Once you're inside

“Yee-haw! Let's ride!”

They're Porn Stars now in our Rope Show
They're Porn Stars now in our Rope Show