Song Parodies -> Gaga Don't Preach
"Papa Don't Preach" Based on the performance by Madonna
"Gaga Don't Preach" Parody by Jagged Little Dyl
i think i got this song title in a dream. i woke to write it down. a few days later, it was added to my repertoire of over 600 parodies at www.jaggedlittledyl.com
gaga, i know you're only a satanist
whose pride is always to spite the lord
and you have told us how your wants aren't changing
you always taught that psyches are born
no reason, yes, that's the way we're formed
i may be nothing smart, but i know why i praise things

the one who's strongly muscled, wow
the one who gets mine feeling left out
weird i'm so awf'lly stressed, men i hold for safety...keith!

gaga, don't preach, there's no lustful gene
gaga, don't preach, i can prove my need
though i may be a guy, i feel lesser-made, please
know my lust has reason to be

keith says that he knows his manly beef
deems him able with the man-esteem
maybe he seems alright, it's his lack of pride
cuz he senses better things in skinny studs
saying he needs one guy's brawn to fill him up
what completes guys now's missing from their minds, keith!

gaga, don't preach, there' s no lustful gene
gaga, don't preach, i've no man-esteem
though i say i have pride, it's really a game, see?
ooh, i wanna seem amazing

fags are bratty, the proof is always seen
in how good keith shifts bad esteem
they're living for esteem right now,
cuz queer marchers snub people not much elite

gaga, don't preach, you're just incomplete
gaga, don't preach, you don't know a thing
nothing gay in real pride, i see through your hazy
oh, you wanna seem amazing

gaga, don't preach, there's no lustful gene
gaga, don't preach, strike your pose elite
gaga, don't preach, i've no man-esteem
gaga, don't preach, i need true mens' beef

oh, i wanna seem amazing, ooh
won't you stop fronting your happy?
i know you're feeling in halfies
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