Song Parodies -> Accept Yourself
"Express Yourself" Based on the performance by Madonna
"Accept Yourself" Parody by Jagged Little Dyl just another of the 600+ parodies at www.jaggedlittledyl.com, this one's for chastity bono
c'mon, world, can you achieve self-love?
cuz there ain't nothing pro-gay about it - and it's no tranny-dimwits don't go for gender-stress, baby, think self-love to the death you know, you know you're not to change it, your sex - male or fe- don't change, accept your stones or cunt - be real you know these guys are queer, their gaping asses' holes chancies are the hole's in the mas-culine brain, had no masc'line role some expe...rience lives in man who's lived through school a guy in doubt made me feel like no king, just a dolt, made me lustin' for what man's about don't go for gender-stress, baby, think self-love to the death true pose, true pose, you're not to change it, your gender is real the way you've felt can fluctuate with years long-stemmed roses and a tray of bon-bons - i fear these two hobbies are fem fancy-free, i'm e-ver-y man-ditz - what happens when i wanna wed? cool with girls as friends-for-life, so it's just fine wearing styles they've got on self-protest ain't gender cut-off - i'll live much better taking off my balls don't go for gender-stress, baby, think self-love to the death you know, you know you want to change it, your sex - male to fe- you say, "cuz then i'll have some self-esteem" accept yourself (don't start to change it) accept yourself (change makes self-hate) so if madonna says "doubt nothing, don't self-doubt" accept what you've got, baby, gender and all then when you want to self-protest it, think about self-love not self-doubt slice your pair right off, something love would never you'll be tragic'lly beating the self that's meant accept yourself (change makes self-hate) what you need is the big strong man who lives under your riled doubt make you feel like a king on a throne, make you something big and strong and proud then when you want to self-protest it, think of how you must feel unproud slice your pair right off, something love would never you're born masculine, be no dweeb! don't go for gender-stress, baby, think self-love to the death you know, you know you're not to change it, your sex - male or fe- don't change, accept your stones or cunt - be real accept yourself! (get awed, awake and) accept yourself! (change makes self-hate) so if madonna says "doubt nothing, don't self-doubt" accept what you've got, baby, gender and all accept yourself, respect yourself (hey, hey) so if madonna says "doubt nothing, don't self-doubt" accept what you've got, baby, gender and all respect yourself over 600 parodies at www.jaggedlittledyl.com
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