Song Parodies -> Accept Yourself
"Express Yourself" Based on the performance by Madonna
"Accept Yourself" Parody by Jagged Little Dyl
just another of the 600+ parodies at www.jaggedlittledyl.com, this one's for chastity bono
c'mon, world, can you achieve self-love?
cuz there ain't nothing pro-gay about it - and it's no tranny-dimwits

don't go for gender-stress, baby, think self-love to the death
you know, you know you're not to change it, your sex - male or fe-
don't change, accept your stones or cunt - be real

you know these guys are queer, their gaping asses' holes
chancies are the hole's in the mas-culine brain, had no masc'line role
some expe...rience lives in man who's lived through school a guy in doubt
made me feel like no king, just a dolt, made me lustin' for what man's about

don't go for gender-stress, baby, think self-love to the death
true pose, true pose, you're not to change it, your gender is real
the way you've felt can fluctuate with years

long-stemmed roses and a tray of bon-bons - i fear these two hobbies are fem
fancy-free, i'm e-ver-y man-ditz - what happens when i wanna wed?
cool with girls as friends-for-life, so it's just fine wearing styles they've got on
self-protest ain't gender cut-off - i'll live much better taking off my balls

don't go for gender-stress, baby, think self-love to the death
you know, you know you want to change it, your sex - male to fe-
you say, "cuz then i'll have some self-esteem"

accept yourself (don't start to change it)
accept yourself (change makes self-hate)
so if madonna says "doubt nothing, don't self-doubt"
accept what you've got, baby, gender and all

then when you want to self-protest it, think about self-love not self-doubt
slice your pair right off, something love would never
you'll be tragic'lly beating the self that's meant
accept yourself (change makes self-hate)

what you need is the big strong man who lives under your riled doubt
make you feel like a king on a throne, make you something big and strong and proud

then when you want to self-protest it, think of how you must feel unproud
slice your pair right off, something love would never
you're born masculine, be no dweeb!

don't go for gender-stress, baby, think self-love to the death
you know, you know you're not to change it, your sex - male or fe-
don't change, accept your stones or cunt - be real

accept yourself! (get awed, awake and)
accept yourself! (change makes self-hate)
so if madonna says "doubt nothing, don't self-doubt"
accept what you've got, baby, gender and all

accept yourself, respect yourself (hey, hey)
so if madonna says "doubt nothing, don't self-doubt"
accept what you've got, baby, gender and all

respect yourself
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