Song Parodies -> It's the Hard Cock Life
"It's the Hard Knock Life" Based on the performance by Little Orphan Annie
"It's the Hard Cock Life" Parody by Andrew Woodard
The real reason that "Mr. Warbucks LIKES 10 year old redheads"
It's the hard cock life for us
It's the hard cock life for us
'stead of cartwheels, we turn tricks
'stead of lollies, we suck dicks
It's the hard cock life

Gotta fuck these creeps that go
"Here's my hard cock; blow, you ho!"
Condoms breakin'
When they're full
Pregnant bellies?
Utter bull!
It's the hard cock life!

Don't it seem like your sheets they're always foulin'?
Don't it seem like your hole's no longer tight?
Once a day don't they almost cave your bowel in?
So sleazy when we put out every night!

No one cares if with cream at night you're dripping,
But they care if you spit or if you drink.
No surprise that we're high at night and tripping,
To try forgetting all about the dink!

Semen smelly life
K-Y Jelly life
Empty hollow life
Suck and swallow life

Friends at school we never see.
Principal, what's that, who's he?
Always making you their bitch
in this brothel orphanage.
It's the hard cock life.

Wank you mister, force a grin
Sticky jism on my chin
Wonder where this dick has been
Gotta do this man again?

It's the hard cock life for us
It's the hard cock life for us
Always making you their bitch
In this brothel orphanage
It's the hard cock life
It's the hard cock life
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