Song Parodies -> God Damn The U.S.A.
"God Bless The U.S.A." Based on the performance by Lee Greenwood
"God Damn The U.S.A." Parody by Mr. America
"By tomorrow our freedoms will be gone
What would our forefathers say
If we told then that the Bill of Rights
Was about to be thrown away
I pray to the big man upstairs
That freedom will prevail
But the politicians passed the Patriot Act
Which is Big Brother under a veil.

I'm ashamed to be an American
America is no longer free
Ashcroft pissed on the men who died
Who gaves those rights to me
And here's a great big FUCK YOU for Washington
Because you're a bitch today
And until I die, I'm proud to say
God damn the U.S.A.

From the veggie commies at PETA.
To the food nazis at the CSPI.
I can't stand either one of you
I wish you would both fuck off and die
From the 'tards in the media
Who spew their bullshit heresey
If you think you're going to heaven
You better get on your knees and pray.

I'm ashamed to be an American
America is no longer free
Ashcroft pissed on the men who died
Who gaves those rights to me
And here's a great big FUCK YOU for Washington
Because you're a bitch today
And until I die, I'm proud to say
God damn the U.S.A.

I'm ashamed to be an American
America is no longer free
Ashcroft pissed on the men who died
Who gaves those rights to me
And here's a great big FUCK YOU for Washington
Because you're a bitch today
And until I die, I'm proud to say
God damn the U.S.A."
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Al - September 29, 2007 - Report this comment
Why don't "you" just FUCK OFF and die. Or move to France, that would be okay too.
Brian - December 13, 2018 - Report this comment
I'm ashamed to be an American. My country destroyed Afghanistan, Iraq, and Libya.
MIKE - September 06, 2022 - Report this comment
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F.O.D. F**k OFF AND DIE 14 FINAL SONG W/ ALL BY MYSELF - March 15, 2024 - Report this comment
F.O.D. + ALL BY MYSELF YOU OUGHTTA KNOW + YOUR HOUSE THE CALLING + DAY OF CELEBRATION SITW + ENDLESS NAMELESS

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