Song Parodies -> Old Man Blows His Load
"Old Man Down The Road" Based on the performance by John Fogerty
"Old Man Blows His Load" Parody by Half Fast
"there's the Avon lady knockin'
she's a-poundin' on the door
but the old man's gagged his old lady's mouth
while he cornholes that fat whore

He wants to hidey hide
he wants to pump and cum again
he wants to hidey hide
the old man will blow his load

now the Girl Scout she's a-knockin'
she got to sell her cookies fast
but the old man keeps the old bitch mum
while he screws her up the ass

he gonna hidey hide
he gonna use up that old hole
he gonna stretch it widey wide
the old man will blow his load

the mailman he's a pervert
he's a-peekin' through the blinds
he knows that old man loves to fuck
his old lady from behind

he better hidey hide
from the mailman's new web cam
he better hidey hide
the old man will blow his load

now that mailman he's a real pro
at gettin' footage for his peeps
he got more customers for his video
than the networks got for sweeps

he couldn't hidey hide
when he spunked up her backdoor
he didn't hidey hide
now the old man has blown his load
yeah the old man has blown his load

he was watched by a million trolls

when the old man, he blew his load"
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