Song Parodies -> Wombn
"Human" Based on the performance by Human League
"Wombn" Parody by Jagged Little Dyl
womb n...rhymes with human...wombn. yeah, i know "woman" is derivative of "womb" and "man," but "wombman" doesn't have as much punch. just another of the 600+ parodies at www.jaggedlittledyl.com
come on, lady, pride is blind - mind your speech
ev'ry guy will speak your lies - oh, dudes need your pussy
guys wouldn't ever try to burn you, guys just see it something to conceal
dudes will be void so you'll be strong, dudes will just say the men are less

you're just a wombn, no testost'rone for strength
wombn, your own strength is feigned

for sexy nights, guys ought to stoke you
for sexy times, guys shouldn't scorn your strength
nothing could make some ladies see - oh, for sex, good men will just placate

not just a wombn, your strength does stun your mate
wombn, you're to save the day
i am just a man, please carry me

the sheer "gay pride," i hear the shame, it's only to hide your guilt and pain
i can lift you, now i ask the same of you - i see you cannot, pride then comforts you

you're just a wombn, no testost'rone for strength
wombn, your own strength is feigned
another one of the 600+ parodies at www.jaggedlittledyl.com
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