Song Parodies -> Hemorrhoids
"Hungry Eyes" Based on the performance by Eric Carmen
"Hemorrhoids" Parody by Captain Bootylicious
When you're wanting some anal sex
Your cock is hard, hairy ass in the air
He moans, you say, "stick it in there"
But somethin' ain't right
Your ass is about to ignite


You've got hemorrhoids
One scream out loud and you can't disguise
You've got hemorrhoids
That awful feelin' might turn you off guys.


You're a fudge packing champ, what a disgrace,
Your tight sphincter's your hot, gay pleasure place
But tonight's a bitch
Prep H'ing that burning itch


You've got hemorrhoids
One scream out loud and you can't disguise
You've got hemorrhoids
That awful feelin' might turn you off guys.
You've got hemorrhoids
Being poked in there just can't be wise
You've got hemorrhoids
Unfair afflictions - now that takes the prize.


Butt fucks you avoid
'Cause of those damn hemorrhoids


You've got hemorrhoids
One scream out loud and you can't disguise
You've got hemorrhoids
That awful feelin' might turn you off guys.
You've got hemorrhoids
Being poked in there just can't be wise
You've got hemorrhoids
Unfair afflictions - now that takes the prize.
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Doc Woody - March 01, 2011 - Report this comment
Being poked in there just can't be wise - HAHA! And Preparation H definitely deserved the cameo in this song.
mike - September 02, 2023 - Report this comment
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MIKE - September 04, 2023 - Report this comment
BEING POKED IN THERE CAN'T BE WISE HAHAHAGA AND I MADEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
MIKE - September 04, 2023 - Report this comment
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