Song Parodies -> Ms. Claus Got Bent Over by a Reindeer
"Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer" Based on the performance by Elmo and Patsy
"Ms. Claus Got Bent Over by a Reindeer" Parody by Andrew Woodard
As a parody of a parody, this is sort of a meta-parody.
Ms. Claus got bent over by a reindeer
At a swingers party Christmas Eve.
I always thought those reindeer were quite freaky,
But what they did to her you won't believe.

She'd been drinking too much eggnog,
Inhibitions flew right out the door.
Now Ms. Claus always had been open-minded,
But no one had a clue she's such a whore.

That night she was so freaking wasted,
She stripped down all the way to tits and muff.
Askin' folks "This all you want for Christmas?"
And singin' "Santa Baby" in the buff!

Ms. Claus got bent over by a reindeer
At a swingers party Christmas Eve.
I always thought those reindeer were quite freaky,
But what they did to her you won't believe.

She was sprawled out nude on the pool table,
When Dancer took his tongue, two inches thick,
Well, he licked on her G-spot till she squirted,
He pleased her so much better than St. Nick

Then that deer whipped out his beastly member,
Stood erect upon his two hind legs.
Bent Ms. Claus down over a barstool,
To pound her swollen twat until she begged!

Ms. Claus got bent over by a reindeer
At a swingers party Christmas Eve.
I always thought those reindeer were quite freaky,
But what they did to her you won't believe.

It became a reindeer orgy
As Dasher, Prancer, Vixen fucked her too.
Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen followed,
Till Mrs. Claus was full of reindeer goo!

Santa uses a jet powered sleigh now.
When delivering the goods.
The reindeer all retired, saying "Hey now,
We'll stay right here and slip Ms. Claus the wood!"

Ms. Claus got bent over by a reindeer
At a swingers party Christmas Eve.
I always thought those reindeer were quite freaky,
But what they did to her you won't believe.

Ms. Claus got bent over by a reindeer
At a swingers party Christmas Eve.
I always thought those reindeer were quite freaky,
But what they did to her you won't believe.

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James Jennings - July 31, 2007 - Report this comment
This is absolutely hilarious !
Chewey Stewalls - December 06, 2007 - Report this comment
Maybe the funniest I have ever read. I love the "beastly memebr" line. My friends and I laughed till we cried. Great job
Doc Woody - June 26, 2018 - Report this comment
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