Song Parodies -> Wombn Needs A Rape
"Union Of The Snake" Based on the performance by Duran Duran
"Wombn Needs A Rape" Parody by Jagged Little Dyl
why is "woman" a word? there is "man" at the end, "wom" signifies "womb," and instead of the word being "wombman" the silent "b" just may have been deemed unnecessary. wombn is how the word should be pronounced, maybe kinda like "damn" is how it was originally intended. one syllable, quite possibly. for this parody of “union of the snake,” i guess the word “wombn” would rhyme with “newmin”...gee, or “union,” duh. wombn needs a rape
relevant not to strength, she might fool kids - some have shit for brains
there's some liars calling the strength of womb-en strong,
anything big and proud, but wait
if i listen close, i can hear her inner-woes, oh no!
brawny guys in army, cunts get through with no ‘stosterone, oh no!

the womb gets all the breaks, it's equal riiiiiiiiiights
dudes are tough, the cunt's half-baked, nuts berate wombs of any kiiiiiiind

like gays hot for brawn, she is half-baked when she's with all the guys
isn't anything near what he can be, so the damsel's pampered right
if i listen close, i can hear her spin her rooooooole
brawny sights - not body - some tattoos, no ‘stoster-oh-oh-hone

the wombs get all the breaks, they're lean and sliiiiiiight
dudes are tough, the cunt's half-baked,
nuts berate wombs much of the tiiiiiiime
the wombs get all the breaks because they're sliiiiiight
dudes are tough, the cunts feel lame, (they) must feel same
just woo their boring pride

if i listen close, i can hear her spin her rooooooole
brawny sights - not body - some tattoos, no ‘stoster-oh-oh-hone

the wombs get all the breaks because they're sliiiiiight
dudes are tough, the cunts feel lame - must feel same -
just woo their boring pride
another one of the 700 parodies of sexual assault at www.jaggedlittledyl.com
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