Song Parodies -> Nine Inch Guys
With tits like those, Dolly could have easily pursued a career in porn. This biopic describes a life thus lived.
Pussy turning red and my butthole is itchin'
Another day of catchin' what porn stars are pitchin' Strip down for the cameras and the lights For hours and hours we don't stop humpin' Director's hopin' that folks'll pay somethin' For skanks like me on the knobs of nine inch guys. Fuckin' nine-inch guys, what a way to make a livin' Though they really try, I'm all fakin' when they're jizzin' They just lube your hind; feels much better when they wet it If you stuff it dry, that's crazy; you'll regret it Nine-inch guys, got meat but not the motion You would think that I could just jerk them off with lotion I could give them head, but their horse-cock doesn't fit me I wish sometimes those men would do it gently! You make them cream just to watch it splatter You might catch strep from the piss-man's bladder And you get streamed in HD live all day You take a big load up in your back end Hopin' and prayin' your shit will stay in Til the cam's gonna cut and it's time to collect your pay Fuckin' nine-inch guys, what a way to make a livin' Asses boobs and thighs, it's objectifyin' women It just blows your mind, all the stallions that you've bedded So much sixty-nine, your labia are shredded! Nine-inch guys, yeah they fuck you where they want to Better close your eyes; know that it's a facial, don't you? It's a porn king's game no matter what they call it And you spread your legs puttin' money in his wallet Nine-inch guys, whoa, what a way to make a livin' Though they really try, I'm all fakin' when they're jizzin' They just lube your hind; feels much better when they wet it If you stuff it dry, that's crazy; you'll regret it Nine-inch guys, yeah they fuck you where they want to Better close your eyes; know that it's a facial, don't you? It's a porn king's game no matter what they call it And you spread your legs puttin' money in his wallet Your Vote Counts
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I can hear this song in Dolly’s voice! Well done.
I CAN HEAR THIS SONG IN DOLLY'S VOICE WELL DONE
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