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"If She Would've Been Faithful" Based on the performance by Chicago
"If He Would've Been Paid For" Parody by Jagged Little Dyl

"if she would have been paid for," i actually used to think this was the title of "if she would have been faithful" - it sounds like it. just another one of the over 700 parodies of (homo)sexual assault at www.jaggedlittledyl.com

i was thinking about vir...ginity at last
need to fuck so people won't be prone to laugh
(i was) done with masturbation, let my erection boink a dude
once, give me a mem'ry just to talk, please

at the time, i would be desp'rate to rush straight to the sack
(kids) fucking, getting off, was what i'd miss - the nerd is last
i had a bunch of money - i could have a dreamy time
but dave was doing me a favor, his sex i did not buy

if it would have been paid for, if he would have been loose
then i wouldn't be grieving, i would get the protection
i would be living on through

i watched him sleeping, his cock's a fucking dream
my hole's now astounded - is it rare i've got a bleed?
you know, it's so ironic, no cash i'd lose for this
i want a doctor (save me from this)

if it would have been paid for, if he would have been loose
then i wouldn't be grieving, i would get the protection
i would be living on through

it's unfair his cock's full of costly jizzum
if i bought a man i'd need to go buy a condom or contraception

if it would have been paid for, if he would have been loose
then i wouldn't be grieving, i would get the protection
i would be living on through

just another one of the over 700 parodies of (homo)sexual assault at www.jaggedlittledyl.com

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