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Song Parodies -> All Because Of Douche
"All Because Of You" Based on the performance by Cher
"All Because Of Douche" Parody by Jagged Little Dyl here's another Strongwoman-bashing parody...sung by Strongwoman, herself! "boyshorts", the device that lets girl-soldiers pee like a man, high-heeled shoes, shoulderpads, these all contribute to the "masculine wannabee" aspect of vagina-people...as do the following: gender-based sports and other physical competitions, gender-based hot dog eating competitions, gender-based fitness centers (only for the lesser gender), anything to keep men from competing against the lesser gender. i feel like the school-principal, edward rooney, in "ferris bueller's day off," when he finally caught ferris skipping school: "i've got ya, ferris...so, how would you feel about another YEAR of high school, hmn? under my close, PERSONAL supervision". i've got you, Strongwoman...from boyshorts to curves fitness...so, how would you feel about being made a mockery of, hmn?"
sometimes...my heart and my mind are opposed
sometimes...i can't tell myself that i'm lesser than T-stosterone but why? cuz it's pride...i deny that he's stronger and just about every broad shares my hurt i am with spite, lack his might - damn me, i'm meek i'm always number two and i feel dismayed all because of douche and my monthly egg-lay it's gender trumping stuff like equal-al'ty that stuff's a front taught in public schools who's slight? i can't equal the masculine types...oh, my! and i wear heels, wow i am short looking up at the dudes rubs me wrong no righteous height, oh give me might shoulderpads on... i'm always number two and i feel dismayed always under dudes so i want high heels made it's gender trumping stuff like equal-al'ty that stuff's a front taught by woman-fools pride is really spite all show - can't compete with guys yes, we ain't the best...keeping separate don't doubt us cuz you don't know what it's like to feel this feigned always number two when our hearts want to reign it's gender trumping stuff like equal-al'ty that stuff's a front - the awesome ones are dudes just another one of the 700+ parodies at www.jaggedlittledyl.com
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