look at my firm behind, now do you think i'm gay
cuz i'm lax, sole perk's to be workin' my heinaaaaay

i do know why i hid down in the gym
i wasn't wide - was thin - my twin was big
pride turns to spite when you're taunted by guys
firm butts are weapons, they croon one's might
you didn't really mean to irk me, you wouldn't wanna see my flow
cuz now i'll make you cry, you baby...

look at my firm behind, now do you think i'm gay
cuz i'm lax, sole perk's to be workin my heinaaaay
down at the beach i'm scarred by all of ya'll with boobs
come and hug me, suck me like i'm using you, look at my firm behind

my world was shattered, that's what formed my heart
construction worker types were gloating, "keep up your guard"
i gawked at mens' world with awe cuz i was not there
and i saw that i needed some manly fare
who's strong, my belly was appalling - but now my belly is so strong
and i make real men cry, "i'm sorry!"

look at my firm behind, how can you think i'm gay
who could pack these turds, who's worthy of my heinaaaay
down at the beach i'm scarred by all of ya'll with boobs
come and hug me, suck me like i'm using you, look at my firm behind

look at my firm behind,
look at my firm behind,
look at my firm behind, baby!