Badges and nines, cops kill time
Waiting just to catch sex crime
Say "hey, that guy's a knob"
I open my trenchcoat, hurry by,
As I'm flashin' my junk in a lady's eyes
Just for fun I say, 'Give blowjobs?'

That's just the way I jizz
Yes it's a little strange
That's just the way I jizz
Ha, but don't it relieve me

Said, 'Hey pretty boy you can't blow
Who your mother blows
Cause you got dick like they do'
Said, 'Hey straight man, how can you stand
To hate on gays?
Cause you really have to try it
Before you say "uncool"'
He said, Hun,

That's just the way I jizz
Yes it's a little strange
That's just the way I jizz
Ha, but don't it relieve me

Ooo, yeah (instrumental)

(That's just the way I jizz)
(That's just the way I jizz)

Well, my dad-in-law did 69
And thinks those who ain't hot a little fine
But they're really gross so far
'Cause the dogs don't shave or scrub their hind
Or brush their teeth when they wine and dine
Just a night at the cougar bar
But she blows

That's just the way he jizzed
Some things did never change (right)
That's just the way he jizzed
That's just they way he jizzed, he jizzed, quit your hating.