Song Parodies -> Total Eclipse Of My Heart
"Total Eclipse Of The Heart" Based on the performance by Bonnie Tyler
"Total Eclipse Of My Heart" Parody by Jagged Little Dyl another one of the 600+ song parodies at www.jaggedlittledyl.com
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every now and then i'm just a little man, boney, adolescence had me riled turn around - every now and then i get a little bit tired of listening to the doubt in my ears turn around - every now and then i get a little bit thirsty for the men with brawn - i fear i'm no guy turn around - every now and then i get a little bit saddened by real men, i need a dude in my life turn around, slight guy, men will now amend what haunts your heart turn around, slight guy, let them pound your rectum with their cocks turn around - every now and then i catch a little of chest hair underneath his collar white turn around - every now and then i catch a bit of his chest hair and my pride it dies, and i'm in your awe turn around - every now and then i get a little bit angry cuz my growth did not put chest hair on mine turn around - every now and then i get a little bit saddened by real men, i need a dude in my life turn around, slight guy, get around real men and calm your heart turn around, slight guy, get around real men - we're works of art well, i need to grow, big guy - and i'll beam with awe forever - and if you'll only hold me tight i'll be boning not for pleasure, cuz you're always the greatness in life and your chest is so strong i'm better when we're naked - screwed by men, my behind - your cum will psyche the man inside me, form stronger pride i don't know what to do when i don't much want your cock we're living in the downtown - get dressed, my lord god i really need you to write, i'll send if you'll just start to write - i'll send something that starts "to mike" once upon a time, i was knee-deep in lust, but now i'm only talking from heart the hunks at alpine pools, they're so the image of my heart once jason was fine, by his side there stood mike and how i won't be loving their brawn what's he have to say, the gold on their ring fingers talk turn around, every now and then i know you'll never be so void to bone or heart a dude's being turn around, every now and then i know your own gayness is thwarted by the bond that breeds a justified man turn around, every now and then i know there's no cum in your booty, you're no faggot and you're fucking the womb turn around, every now and then i know you're something so much better, and fucking that guy just wouldn't do turn around, slight guy turn around, slight guy another one of the 600+ parodies at www.aggedlittledyl.com
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