Every now and then
I get a little bit bloated
And I try to act like nothing is wrong

Every now and then I feel a little bit gassy
But I try not to make a sound.
Every now and then I get a little bit nervous
That I might just embarrass myself.
Every now and then I feel a squeaker escape
And then I see the worried look in your eyes

Feeling like I'm gonna blow apart.
Every now and then I rip a fart

Every now and then I get a bottle of Beano
Just to try and head it off at the pass.
Nothing I can do will stop the massive explosion
That I know is coming out of my ass
Every now and then I feel my belly start growling
And I know its just a matter of time
Every now and then I let an SBD go
And then I see the water well in your eyes.

Feeling like I'm gonna blow apart
Every now and then I rip a fart

And I'm holding it inside
But I can't hold it back forever
And if you squeeze me way too tight
The smell could last forever
And nothing can make it stop
Cause I'm gonna explode

I hope that I can hold it
for the rest of the night
The smell is like a skunk,
it lingers all of the time.
I don't know what to do
and I'm always on guard
I hear that methane's flammable,
so don't make a spark

I'm really gassy tonight
I got a big one brewing tonight
And I gotta let it out

When we first met I tried to hold it all in
But now I let ‘em rip in the car.
There's nothing I can do,
I totally ripped a big fart.

Tried to do my best,
tried to hold it inside.
The pressure blew my buttcheeks apart.
Nothing I could do.
I totally ripped a big fart.

Feeling like I'm gonna blow apart.
Every now and then I rip a fart.

And I'm holding back tonight
But I can't keep control forever
And if you squeeze a bit too tight
That smell could last forever
And nothing can make it right
‘Cause it's just so wrong.

I don't think I can hold it
for the rest of the night
I'd blame it on the dog
but I don't think you would buy it.
I don't know what to do,
And I'm always on guard.
The fumes are very flammable
So don't make a spark

I'm feeling bloated tonight!
I got a big one brewing tonight
And I gotta let it out.

Once upon a time, it was quiet at night
But now there's flatulence in the dark.
Nothing left to say.
I totally ripped a big fart.

Every now and then if I squeeze to hard
I accidentally let out a shart.
Sorry ‘bout that smell
I totally ripped a big fart.

Totally ripped a big fart.