Song Parodies -> Born To Bleed, My Lady
"Born To Be My Baby" Based on the performance by Bon Jovi
"Born To Bleed, My Lady" Parody by Jagged Little Dyl "i was BORN for a career in the u.s. coast guard," quoth Strongwoman on the talk-radio station. "it may be hard, but it's something i was born to do". just another of the 600+ parodies at www.jaggedlittledyl.com
dainty bi...ceps, a thirst for strength
she knows her job in the milit'ry bleeds of something that panders to name armed cunts "our guys" promote girls, speak of girly-might it don't mean nothing, any "equal rights" she's got something in between her thighs hardly war-like her heart bleeds like her cunt - strong guys get the testosterone and they're denied and she's ever a sol...dier, there's blood and it flows out vagine... you were born to leak, my lady though ladies might dismay to be no man he's got nuts to prove her weakness weakness 'stosterone won't ever grant maybe god is chauvanistic such a tell-tale cunt on the womban my lady, you were born to feed a baby and lady, you were made to need tampax fight the man, you know he won't complain label the dude if his speech berates it's a man who lays down for the babe charmed guys want laid so, go be bold - get a bang from life muscle-up, lady, get in front of guys it's cool when bitches wanna roll the dice are girls war-like? if her hands wanna fight all night on the rag, she hates christ and most all life but emotion won't bring to her body, the strength of a guy you were born to leak, my lady though ladies might dismay to be no man he's got nuts to prove her weakness weakness 'stosterone won't ever grant maybe god is chauvanistic such a tell-tale cunt on the womban my lady, you were born to feed a baby and lady, you were made to need tampax her heart bleeds like her cunt - strong guys get the testosterone and they're denied and she's ever a sol...dier, there's blood and it flows out vagine... cuz you were born to leak, my lady... just another of the 600+ parodies at www.jaggedlittledyl.com
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