Song Parodies -> Bad Head Again
"Bad Medicine" Based on the performance by Bon Jovi
"Bad Head Again" Parody by Captain Bootylicious
For that '80's rocker chick in all of us...
(chorus)
You're givin' me bad head again
Bad head again ain't what I need
(Oh, oh, oh) Just get off, I hate bad head again
Don't come a lot 'cause you need more expertise.

I ain't got a problem, no venereal disease
And so there shouldn't be a reason why your tongue action don't please
My pussy is so horny, but you don't give what I need
Gonna take more than that thing you call a tongue to pleasure me
Hey, you need proper lickin' steps, 1,2,3

First you need
Your mouth attached like glue to my muff
Then proceed,
Some moves, a lazy tongue is never enough
Then you'll see
You need the stamina for makin' me come
Maybe then it won't take hours for my clit to succumb.

(chorus)
('Cause right now) you're givin' me bad head again
Bad head again ain't what I need
(Oh, oh, oh) Just get off, I hate bad head again
Don't come a lot 'cause you need more expertise.

Bad, bad head again

I don't need a dildo
Up my hoo-ha for a thrill
And if you knew what you were doing
I'd climb that orgasm hill.
Your male pride keeps you from askin'
How to strike pussy gold
But some quick, awesome tongue action
Babe, will just knock me out cold.

Man, you know I dig you,
But you're lacking in the sack.

First you need
Your mouth attached like glue to my muff
Then proceed,
Some moves, a lazy tongue is never enough
Then you'll see
You need the stamina for makin' me come
Maybe then it won't take hours for my clit to succumb.

(chorus)
('Cause right now) you're givin' me bad head again
Bad head again ain't what I need
(Oh, oh, oh) Just get off, I hate bad head again
Don't come a lot 'cause you need more expertise.

Bad, bad head again
Bad, bad head again

Ain't no frustration greater than receivin' untrained head
I want a turbo lick-a-lator to command my clit instead
When you want to learn, take what advice that you can get
Cause man, that drowsy, listless tongue of yours has never pleased me yet

(chorus)
('Cause right now) you're givin' me bad head again
Bad head again ain't what I need
(Oh, oh, oh) Just get off, I hate bad head again
Don't come a lot 'cause you need more expertise.

You give - bad head again
Bad head again ain't what I need
(Oh, oh, oh) Just get off, I hate bad head again
Don't come a lot 'cause you need more expertise.

Bad, bad head again
Bad, bad head again
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Lon - May 09, 2009 - Report this comment
That's some good work. I didn't realize women also called it "head," when we go down on them, so I was actually expecting you to be man, but to be a chick writing this made it even funnier (most women I meet are uptight with perverted parody music, sadly). You'll have to read my "Cum With My Dildo" song, as I think you'll really appreciate it based on this one.
MICHAEL - September 10, 2021 - Report this comment
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mike - January 01, 2024 - Report this comment
that's some good work i didn't realize women also called it head when we go down on there so i was actually expecting u to be the man

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