Song Parodies -> Livin' with a Square
"Livin' on a Prayer" Based on the performance by Bon Jovi
"Livin' with a Square" Parody by Captain Bootylicious
Danny is the starched-collar type
Serious, uptight
He won't loosen up...no fun, no fun
Me, I work so hard to look hot
A wild girl inside, but at night in bed I
Get none, get none

I said you've got to touch me, man, get some guts
You never make me come,
And it's just driving me nuts.
What's your problem? Are you sure you're
Not gay? 'Cause it's lookin' that way.

Chorus:
Whooah, it's so unfair
Whoa - Livin' with a square
Wastin' my bod - won't touch me down there
Whoa - Livin' with a square

Danny wants sex annually
No adventure, licks or sighs
A one-position guy - and rough, so rough
Me, I dream of snuggles, foreplay
I cry myself to sleep
Thinking of someone I'd much rather lay, someday...

It's like I'm poison, gross or a freak
I know I'm not 'cause hot guys
Check me out on the street.
He's got no passion, got no technique
Oh why'd I pick such a geek?

Whooah, it's so unfair
Whoa - Livin' with a square
Wastin' my bod - won't touch me down there
Whoa - Livin' with a square

Oh, I can get fixed up, lookin' drop dead
If CSI's on, then he won't turn his head

Whooah, it's so unfair
Whoa - Livin' with a square
Wastin' my bod - won't touch me down there
Whoa - Livin' with a square
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