Is he a good actor?
Or is he a washed up hack?
Are his movies sucessful
Or they are all big flops?
Do people think he is a ham?
Does he even give a damm?
He is a large ham..
Why should it matter?

His acting skills often vary..
He can be funny or scary..
He's one classic ham...
Over-the top acting, man.

He does it so brilliantly.
Biggest ham in the world..
The world is his stage..
And he is the star..

He shouts quite loudly..
He has no inside voice..
His hammy acting can't go wrong..
If he's evil he'll sing a villain song..

He is in the movies..
He's having a ball..
Because he's a large ham..
Being as hammy as he can..

He's so talented and hammy..
With his wicked charisma..
Being as hammy as he can..
There's no doubt he's a ham!