Song Parodies -> Sometimes An Oral-b
"Sometimes A Fantasy" Based on the performance by Billy Joel
"Sometimes An Oral-b" Parody by Jagged Little Dyl
yes, i do use a toothbrush in the shower to freshen up my anus. what a feeling, minty toothpaste provides. here's another one of the nearly 700 parodies at www.jaggedlittledyl.com
oh, i didn't wanna do it, but i got too itchy
mmn, i had to lube one up with the minty-breath provider
i know it always hurts, sliding those tough, firm bristles
but i really needed itch unmade some,
so i could only slide it, cringe from pain of

it's just an oral-b, it's not a gay thing
it's just an oral-b, it's not a gay thing
sometimes an oral-b is not for teeth

how am i gonna make my hole feel better, soap's as right as lotion
why does it always seem the minty will get rid of itchy plights?
they told me there's a doctor i can always dial when i'm itching
i don't wanna deal with outside action
save a few and give my ass some passion

it's just an oral-b, it's not a gay thing
it's just an oral-b, it's not a gay thing
sometimes an oral-b is not for teeth

ooh, sure it would be better if i had dude here to bone me
be better, baby, but i'm needing minty-fresh in me
i'm sure there's many guys who'd wanna freak me, here's the secret:
don't be afraid to make your own type of lube, see?
in my mind, it's aquafresh, so do me!

it's not an oral-b, it's just a gay thing
it's not an oral-b, it's just a gay thing
sometimes an oral-b ain't all you need
just another one of the nearly 700 parodies at www.jaggedlittledyl.com
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