Song Parodies -> We've Got Strange Desires
"We Didn't Start the Fire" Based on the performance by Billy Joel
"We've Got Strange Desires" Parody by Andrew Woodard
Horny humans
Hard at play
Dick, vagina
Straight or gay
Anorexic
Hairy nipples
Morbidly obese

Old men's naughty bits
Grandmas with saggy tits
Geriatric
Comatose
Cadavers, rest in peace!

What's your fetish dot com
Pregnant babes
Aging Moms
Anime
Hentai
Stick it in an apple pie

Golden showers
preteens
Gay bars full of drag queens
Elton John
Liberace
Who would want to fuck those guys?

We've got strange desires
Yes, our loins are burnin' cause we've got the yearnin'
We've got strange desires
There's no need to hide it; we don't try to fight it.

Glory holes in bathroom walls
Candle wax dripped on your balls
Belgian Chocolate
Plastic Wrap
Uncircumcised cock

Restrooms in the park
Random fucking in the dark
Weein', peein', blue balls
We need electroshock!

Post-coital cigarettes
Ten year olds in pink barrettes
Children sleepin' with a man,
Michael Jackson
Neverland

Cameras in the locker room
Jacking off to Mom's perfume,
Masochism
Voyeurism
Bumpin' uglies in a tomb

We've got strange desires
Yes, our loins are burnin' cause we've got the yearnin'
We've got strange desires
There's no need to hide it; we don't try to fight it.

Chat Rooms
Avatars
Turkish baths
Swinger bars
Nudists
Pedophiles
Diaper wearing infantiles

Lesbians
Sex dolls
Sniffing undies at the mall
Studded leather
Fisting, rimming,
Hedonism, naked swimming

Kama Sutra
Tantra
Cialis and Viagra
Tijuana donkey shows
Asian bondage videos

High heels
Nipple rings
Cat o' nine tails stings
Foot fetish
Sucking toes
Wearing Mama's panty hose

We've got strange desires
Yes, our loins are burnin' cause we've got the yearnin'
We've got strange desires
There's no need to hide it; we don't try to fight it.

Dirty Pair
Sailor Moon
Animated shaved poon
Waxed wood
Black hood
Submission/Domination

Piercings through the labia,
Rampant nymphomania
Seven litre enemas
For rectal irrigation

Bareback with no latex
Roman orgies, group sex
Hard core gay bukakke,
How can people live this way?

We've got strange desires
Yes, our loins are burnin' cause we've got the yearnin'
We've got strange desires
There's no need to hide it; we don't try to fight it.

Teabagging
Sit 'n' spin
Richard Simmons shagging men
Money Shot
G-Spot
Ejaculation out the twat
Anal beads in your behind
Oral sex at age nine
Furries plushies and balloons
Virgins cumming way too soon
Rainbow Parties
Felching cum
Hamsters crawling up your bum
Gang bang
Stretch that thang
Knitting needles up the wang
Fisting in the back door
Can't sit down cause you're too sore
Quadriplegic
Shemale whores
We're perverted to the core!

We've got strange desires
Yes our loins are burnin' cause we've got the yearnin'
We've got strange desires
And when we get off,
Long may others boff and boff and boff and boff and boff…

We've got strange desires
Yes, our loins are burnin' cause we've got the yearnin'
We've got strange desires
There's no need to hide it; we don't try to fight it.
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Parody Princess - August 16, 2010 - Report this comment
Wow.. I'd like to hear that song performed live...
Doc Woody - February 26, 2015 - Report this comment
Well, it only took four and a half years, but on Feb. 20, 2015 your wish came true. Long live Jacking off to Mom's perfume!! Haha

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