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Song Parodies -> We've Got Strange Desires
"We Didn't Start the Fire" Based on the performance by Billy Joel
"We've Got Strange Desires" Parody by Andrew Woodard
Horny humans
Hard at play Dick, vagina Straight or gay Anorexic Hairy nipples Morbidly obese Old men's naughty bits Grandmas with saggy tits Geriatric Comatose Cadavers, rest in peace! What's your fetish dot com Pregnant babes Aging Moms Anime Hentai Stick it in an apple pie Golden showers preteens Gay bars full of drag queens Elton John Liberace Who would want to fuck those guys? We've got strange desires Yes, our loins are burnin' cause we've got the yearnin' We've got strange desires There's no need to hide it; we don't try to fight it. Glory holes in bathroom walls Candle wax dripped on your balls Belgian Chocolate Plastic Wrap Uncircumcised cock Restrooms in the park Random fucking in the dark Weein', peein', blue balls We need electroshock! Post-coital cigarettes Ten year olds in pink barrettes Children sleepin' with a man, Michael Jackson Neverland Cameras in the locker room Jacking off to Mom's perfume, Masochism Voyeurism Bumpin' uglies in a tomb We've got strange desires Yes, our loins are burnin' cause we've got the yearnin' We've got strange desires There's no need to hide it; we don't try to fight it. Chat Rooms Avatars Turkish baths Swinger bars Nudists Pedophiles Diaper wearing infantiles Lesbians Sex dolls Sniffing undies at the mall Studded leather Fisting, rimming, Hedonism, naked swimming Kama Sutra Tantra Cialis and Viagra Tijuana donkey shows Asian bondage videos High heels Nipple rings Cat o' nine tails stings Foot fetish Sucking toes Wearing Mama's panty hose We've got strange desires Yes, our loins are burnin' cause we've got the yearnin' We've got strange desires There's no need to hide it; we don't try to fight it. Dirty Pair Sailor Moon Animated shaved poon Waxed wood Black hood Submission/Domination Piercings through the labia, Rampant nymphomania Seven litre enemas For rectal irrigation Bareback with no latex Roman orgies, group sex Hard core gay bukakke, How can people live this way? We've got strange desires Yes, our loins are burnin' cause we've got the yearnin' We've got strange desires There's no need to hide it; we don't try to fight it. Teabagging Sit 'n' spin Richard Simmons shagging men Money Shot G-Spot Ejaculation out the twat Anal beads in your behind Oral sex at age nine Furries plushies and balloons Virgins cumming way too soon Rainbow Parties Felching cum Hamsters crawling up your bum Gang bang Stretch that thang Knitting needles up the wang Fisting in the back door Can't sit down cause you're too sore Quadriplegic Shemale whores We're perverted to the core! We've got strange desires Yes our loins are burnin' cause we've got the yearnin' We've got strange desires And when we get off, Long may others boff and boff and boff and boff and boff… We've got strange desires Yes, our loins are burnin' cause we've got the yearnin' We've got strange desires There's no need to hide it; we don't try to fight it. Your Vote Counts
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Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason. Wow.. I'd like to hear that song performed live...
Well, it only took four and a half years, but on Feb. 20, 2015 your wish came true. Long live Jacking off to Mom's perfume!! Haha
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