Hairy Poontang, Forest Bay,
Red Giney Runny Spray
Mouth-on-Dipstick Smudged With Lipstick,
Eau de Vaggio!
Boners, Fuzzies, Minges, Dicks and
Nudey Place That Smells Of Fish and
Gonnorhea's South Area,
Barrel-o'-Fun Hole!

Lower Purse, Wang, Dongs,
Sugar Cave, Member, Schlong
Handhold, Twat, Stinkie Pie,
Margaret's Thatcher, Inner Thigh!
Risin' Tower, Crack Cream,
Crimson-Scarlet-Flow Stream
Pussy, Taco, Little Archie,
Genitalia Woodfire!

Penises and Vaginas
Are used when referrin' to your Urge-Filled Nerve Ends!
Keep innuendos flyin'
The more crude and vile, the more you will smile!

Toasted Marlin, Pole of Love,
Sausage Hammock, Cunny, Muff
Cock, Old Fella, Tampon Alley,
Cum-'n'-Fist Box!
Boy Stump, Yung The Hung,
Crotch Zuccini, Snatch Bun
Man's Friend, Two Balls,
Fuck-'n'-Pound-Me Dock!

Loins, Groins, Dame's Gleams,
Sucklin' Pot, Quim, Women's Seams
Gravy Rocket, Beaver, Clam,
Pelvis Parsley, Slippery Land!
Trombone, Pudding Slash,
Adam's Dagger, Mush Gash
Panty Gates, Waitin' Space,
Hubba Bubba Skewers!

Weiner of Oscar Meyer
Euphemistic wordin' for a Purple Gherkin!
Meat Mitten, Mutton Mire
Fom a Kidney Wiper to a Peter Piper!

Lincoln Log, Crackerjack,
Sticky Candle, Pair-in-Sack
Mutt, Prick, Slip-'n'-slide,
Niche Of The Virgin Bride!
Slab-o'-Fun, Mustard Pole,
Fella's Fornicate Hall
Stark Nethers, Cum Inside,
Trouser-Snake-That-Is-One-eyed!
Hubby's Lolly, Fen Fur,
Spank Monkey, Taffy Scar
Lubin' Tube, Cazzo,
Diddle, Pizzle, Low Zone!
Yoohoo, Thingamee,
La Zorra, Extremities
Chubby, Pecker, Spike Hole,
Penca, Concha, Choro!

She-Kitten, Cunt, Old Tyre
Lots of different wordin' for a girl's Pink Curtains!
Wee Willy, Rod and Cyclops
Euphemistic rhymin' for a Buster Hymen!

Phlegmy Place, Tight One,
Jangle Berries, Vein Pump
Phallic... Wallet...
Bay of Penetration!
Chart Map of Tasmania,
Yiddish Meat, Ole Baby Box
Raw Bits, Long Pen,
Piston-Meets-Batterin'-Ram!
Poke Hole, Pouch For Sex,
Kitty, Pole For Fishin' Trips
Virgin Plates, Badger State,
Utensils To Masturbate!

Streetcar That's Named Desire
And the Wand Of Merlin will sure lure the girls in!
Forbidden Hobbit Shire
Down a Fillet Highway you will find The White Whale!

Vertical Coochie Grin,
Michelle Dixon Lacquerin'
Poonpot, Woodchuck,
Daughtergate, Spunk Nook!
Beaver Cleaver, Knobcone Pine,
Ferret-Down-The-Hairline
Apparatus, Little One,
Slushie In A Cannikin!
Meal-of-Gorgin', Valley Wide,
Tulip Petals, Loose Or Tight
Warren Traps, Foamin' Flaps,
Maid's Crack, Furry Gaps!
Pipe-o'-Sperm-'n'-Scrotal-Torque,
Shinin' Wonder, Crotch O' Pork
Sergeant of the Bollocks Corps,
And there's many many more!

Penises and Vaginas
Are used when referrin'
To your Urge-Filled Nerve Ends
Keep innuendos flyin'
With such love of porn
The list goes on and on and on and on...