Song Parodies -> leave a tender boner alone
"leave a tender moment alone" Based on the performance by billy jjoel
"leave a tender boner alone" Parody by jagged little dyl my mp3s were on, "leave a tender moment alone" was playing, and i saw "leave a tender boner alone" in my head.
even though we made love, i like to quit when i spray
i'll say touching is wrong, much of your touches won't wait i know my boner looks alive, but hell, it hurts so give it some time just make some conversation, guy, no sex or lust right now, i am bone-dry and, well, that's how i deal - i like the sex-feeling til i explode and i'll deny you from here, so leave a tender boner alone yes, i don't want your love - i'm just gettin' off to relax don't put your wood in my mouth, cuz i got my joy in your ass if i yearn for your bone, then i'll free my goo once you spray cuz my boner's no bone, i sex and it all just deflates and that's just how i deal, and that's why no good men wants boned my love's deniable, dear, so leave a tender boner alone and my cock knows its needs, hey i'm out when i get off, goodbye just cuz i am a queery-type dude, means not fucking's the pride of my life leave a tender boner alone leave me alone know my boner looks alive, oh no, keep my lotion inside don't make me frantic, dude, i'd die - i'd cum out with redness and white and, well, that's how i deal - i like the sex-feeling til i explode and i'll deny you from here, so leave a tender boner alone leave a tender boner... i had to add the "queery-type dude" set of lines after i realized that i had to replace the lines that were there but didn't fit the song. i wonder why they were there in the first place. then i had to add some more.
Your Vote Counts
The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for website. They appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.
Voting Breakdown
The following represent how many people voted for each category.
Parody author did not authorize comments for this parody.
|