Song Parodies -> Life-mending
"White Wedding" Based on the performance by Billy Idol
"Life-mending" Parody by Jagged Little Dyl
this one is not a "dirty nursery rhyme," ala 2 live crew, it deals with loney hutchins and his "21st century living services" program for the "traumatically brain-injured," and the suicide-attempt it took for loney to finally let me out of it after 9 months. loney john birdwell, the list goes on - check out loneyhutchins.com for the whole story.
hey, mister hutchins, what have you done?
hey, mister hutchins, google knows you some
hey, mister hutchins, you no superman
hey, mister hutchins, few know what you are
hey, mister hutchins, what's up?

it's a site made to cause you stress
it's a site made for my life's mending
it's a site made to harm your rep

hey, mister hutchins, what have you done?
hey, mister hutchins, google knows you some
i've been away for so long (so long)
i'd run away, you'd hold on (so wrong)
i'll get you known for your wrongs

it's a site made to cause you stress
it's a site made for my life's mending
it's a site made to harm your rep

pick it up, change your quack-rehab

there was nothing fair with your terms
there was no escape on your terms
and there's cutting for slit wrists, sure
but there's nothing you'll give in for
and if i'm cut to death, it's your fault
rot in hell

come on, it's a site made of my spite, freddy
it's a site made to harm your rep
it's a site made to cause you stress
it's a site made to harm your rep
what i flaunt, it's a site made of my spite, freddy

hey, mister hutchins, what have you done?
hey, mister hutchins, google knows you some
hey, mister hutchins, what's up?
hey, mister hutchins, what's up?
hey, mister hutchins, what's up?
it's a site made to harm your rep
it's a site made of my spite, freddy
it's a site made to harm your rep

hey, loney hutchins, prove that you didn't
hey, loney hutchins, why'd i slice my wrist?
who had you sold your soul to?
who had you sold your soul to?
hey, loney hutchins, what's up?

it's a site made to harm your rep
it's a site made of my spite, freddy
it's a site made to harm your rep

pick it up, change your quack-rehab
just another of over 700 or 800 parodies at www.jaggedlittledyl.com
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