Song Parodies -> Fapping By Myself
"Dancing With Myself" Based on the performance by Billy Idol
"Fapping By Myself" Parody by Andrew Woodard
I realize there's already a Dancing With Myself parody on here about masturbation. it's from the female point of view, so I figure there's room for a male one.
Closed the door to poke a ho
I frown cause she ain't down to blow-oh
With a herpes infection
I can't share this erection
I'm fapping by myself

When there's no one else in sight
In the lonely dark of night
Well I stroke my schlong
For some stimulation
And I'm fapping by myself

Oh fapping by myself
Oh fapping by myself
Well there's no one to do
And nobody to screw
I'll be fapping by myself

On websites all over the world
Pics of every type of girl
Smokin' hips and thighs
Will impress my eyes
Leave me fapping by myself

It just shrinks my smothered dink
To think i'll never touch the pink
If I had the chance
I'd jump in someone's pants
But I'll be fapping by myself

Oh fapping by myself
Oh fapping by myself
Well there's no one to do
And nobody to screw
I'll be fapping by myself

On websites all over the world
Pics of every type of girl
Smokin' hips and thighs
Will impress my eyes
Leave me fapping by myself

It just shrinks my smothered dink
To think i'll never touch the pink
If I had the chance
I'd jump in someone's pants
But I'll be fapping by myself

Oh fapping by myself
Oh fapping by myself
If I had the chance
I'd jump in someone's pants
If I had the chance
I'd jump in someone's pants
If I had the chance
I'd jump in someone's pants
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Fapping by myself
Fapping by myself
Fapping by myself
Fapping by myself

On websites all over the world
Pics of every type of girl
Smokin' hips and thighs
Will impress my eyes
Leave me fapping by myself

It just shrinks my smothered dink
To think i'll never touch the pink
If I had the chance
I'd jump in someone's pants
But I'll be fapping by myself

Oh fapping by myself
Oh fapping by myself
If I had the chance
I'd jump in someone's pants
If I had the chance
I'd jump in someone's pants
If I had the chance
I'd jump in someone's pants
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