Song Parodies -> White Woman
"White Wedding" Based on the performance by Billy Idol
"White Woman" Parody by Rick
hey soul sister, i don't want you
hey soul sister, your eyes aren't blue
hey soul sister, your hair aint blonde
hey soul sister, you're name ain't elizabeth
hey soul sister, fuck off!

it's a nice day for a whitey ho
it's a nice day for a white woman
it's a nice day for a whitey ho

hey little cracker, i want your ho
hey little cracker, you better not say "no"
hey ltitle cracker, i likes her eyes
hey little cracker, her hair aint nappy
hey little cracker, she won't talk back

it's a nice day for a whitey ho
it's a nice day for a white woman
it's a nice day for a whitey ho

you be fine

jungle fever!


hey little white girl, i want you, bitch
hey little white girl, i like your tits
hey little white girl, i'm hung low (hung low)
hey little white girl, gimme some (me some)
of that fine-ass pussy

it's a nice day for a whitey ho
it's a nice day for a white woman
it's a nice day for a whitey ho

there aint be nuthin finer in this world
there aint be nuthin finer than white girls
they worth so much more in this world
like a freaky woman white as a pearl
don't want nuthin nappy in this world

whitey ho!
come on!

it's a nice day for a white woman
it's a nice day for a whitey ho
it's a nice day for a whitey ho
it's a nice day for a whitey ho

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