Song Parodies -> Take My Breasts Away
"Take My Breath Away" Based on the performance by Berlin
"Take My Breasts Away" Parody by Jagged Little Dyl
no, this song is not about a cure for breast cancer it's just another of the nearly 700 sexually-assaulting parodies at www.jaggedlittledyl.com
watching every notion of exclusive masc'line praise
lawsuits pending, oh this time they just cannot degrade
girls and women yearning for some equal sense of pride
nurt'ring kids won't show we're bad dudes, turn around the ta[bles]

take my breasts away!
take my breasts away!

watch me, i keep hating self, women homemaking, cuz
feminine is shameful, dudes are the amazing ones
girls and women yearning for his sacred masc'line style
watching, we're so hoping that dudes learn that we are they

take my breasts away!

through the looking-glass, we've fallen
we'd like to sit and stay
men in wonderland aren't called for,
it's women all the way
but only during play, we are manly-made

take my breasts away!
take my breasts away!

watching propaganda 'ciety's fem'nist-love has made
haunted by the notion someone stares through woman-strength
girls and women yearing for some equal sense of pride
nurt'ring kids won't show we're bad dudes, turn around the ta[bles]
it's just another of the nearly 700 sexually-assaulting parodies at www.jaggedlittledyl.com
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