Song Parodies -> If I Could Fight
"Into The Night" Based on the performance by Benny Mardones
"If I Could Fight" Parody by IdLikeToBeAnonymous
A high school student expresses his desire to hunt down terrorists post 9/11.
I'm just 16 years old,
Leave him alone, they say
Terrorized by fools
who don't know how to fight yet
But I want you to know

If I could fight,
I'd fuck you up
I'd stab a knife in your thigh
and show you Allah
like you've never seen

It's like having a dream
to rip out all their hearts
it's like bombing them all
and watching them fly apart

and I'll wait 'til the age
of 18, just to
kill all of you, it's true

i can't measure my hate
there's nothing I can compare it to
so i want you to know

if i could fight,
i'd fuck you up
i'd stick my dick in your eye
and show you Allah

If i could fight
i'd fuck you up
for your life you will cry
i'll show you Allah
like you've never seen, ever seen

OOOOOOOOh AAAAAAAAAAH AAAAAAAH AAAAAAAH!

AAAAH AAAAH AAAAAH-AAAAAH!
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